| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LLMF | Lost Like A Mother F*cker. |
| LPCS | Leather Personnel Carriers, Or Combat Boots. Generally Used When Describing A Mode Of Travel (i.e., "We'll Be Taking Our LPCs Over To The Range.") |
| MARINE | Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential |
| MARINE | Math And Reading Is Not Essential |
| MARINE | My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| MST | Morale Suppression Team. |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| NDG | No Damn Good |
| NFG | No F*cking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New F*cking Guy" |
| NJB | No Job Bitch. This Term Is Used For Those Who Hold No Collateral Duty Or Position, Even Although Their Rank Suggests That They Should. |
| NPGS | No Pussy Getters; See BCD |
| NUB | Non-Useful Body. Someone Who, While Assigned To The Unit, Can Not Be Fully Utilized, Generally Because They Have Not Yet Completed The Requisite Qualifications. |
| OCONUS | Outside CONtinental United States |
| PCP | Pork Chop Platoon (Physical Conditioning Platoon) |
| PFC | Pointless F*cking Chevron; Also Abbreviation For The Rank Of Private First Class |
| PFM | Pure F*cking Magic; See FM |
| POG | People Other Than Grunts (US Army Infantry); Permanently On The Ground (US Air Force, US Naval Aviation And US Army Aviation) |
| REMF | Rear-Echelon Mother F*cker. A Term Of Derision Used By Front-line Soldiers To Describe Those In Cushy Jobs In The Rear. |
| RHIP | Rank Hath Its Privileges |
| RLO | Regular Line Officer |
| RNR | Rest And Relaxation (also R&R). Used To Specify Activity During Leave/time-off; As In, "I Need A Little RnR." |
| ROAD | Retired On Active Duty (i.e., "ROAD Warrior") |
| RPG | Rape Prevention Glasses, Rocket Propelled Grenade |
| SFUS | Standard F*cked Up Situation. |
| SH | Sierra Hotel: Sh*t Hot |
| SLUF | Short Little Ugly F*cker, Term For Small Jet Aircraft Or A Racist Term For Native People |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All F*cked Up |
| SOS | Same Old Sh*t; Sh*t On A Shingle (Creamed Chipped Beef On Toast/biscuit, A Breakfast Staple). |
| SRDH | Shit Rolls Down Hill. Used To Denote Unwanted Or Unpleasing Duties Assigned To Lower Ranks. |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t, Different Day |
| SSND | Same Sh*t, New Day |
| SST | Slang For The Vehicle Used To Remove Human Waste From The Portable Toilets Meaning, "Sh*t-Sucking Truck". |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild-Ass Guess. A Close Approximation. |
| TAMFR | This Ain't My First Rodeo. Often Used By Newly Promoted Officers. |
| TARFU | Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR. |
| TU | (or Tango Uniform) Tits Up. Broken. Not Working. |
| TWAT | Tanker Without A Tank. Used For Tankers Who Are Performing Infantry Duties. Mainly Used By Infantry In Iraq. |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| USAF | "U" Sure Are F*cked |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Misguided Children |
| USMC | U Suckers Missed Christmas |
| USMC | U Signed The Mother-f*ckin' Contract |
| USMC | University Of Science And Mystical Culture |
| USMC | U Suck My C*ck |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Moldy Crotch |
| WOJG | Warrant Officer, Junior Grade. Informal Reference To Lowest Grade Of Warrant Officer (WO1). |
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