| Acronym | Meaning |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| TU | (or Tango Uniform) Tits Up. Broken. Not Working. |
| FM | F*cking Magic. Used To Explain Something Complicated, Generally To Someone New Who Has Asked A Question That Would Take Too Long To Explain. "How Does That Work?" "Oh, It Uses FM." Also Used In Reference To "Field Manuals", Which Is A Slang Term For Porn Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, Etc.) |
| FUBB | F*cked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario) |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All F*cked Up |
| FOAD | F*ck Off And Die |
| FIIGMO | F*ck It, I've Got My Orders (a.k.a. "Short-timer's Disease") |
| FUBIS | F*ck You, Buddy, I Am Shipping. Used Toward The End Of A Tour Of Duty To Indicate An Attitude Of General Apathy And Contempt. (see Also FIIGMO) |
| LLMF | Lost Like A Mother F*cker. |
| ROAD | Retired On Active Duty (i.e., "ROAD Warrior") |