| Acronym | Meaning |
| USMC | University Of Science And Mystical Culture |
| DH | Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types) |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| TAMFR | This Ain't My First Rodeo. Often Used By Newly Promoted Officers. |
| JANFU | Joint Army-Navy F*ck-up. |
| DAT | Dumb-Ass Tanker (in The Pre-computer Era) |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All F*cked Up |
| MARINE | Math And Reading Is Not Essential |
| SH | Sierra Hotel: Sh*t Hot |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |