| Acronym | Meaning |
| PFC | Pointless F*cking Chevron; Also Abbreviation For The Rank Of Private First Class |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Moldy Crotch |
| SRDH | Shit Rolls Down Hill. Used To Denote Unwanted Or Unpleasing Duties Assigned To Lower Ranks. |
| WTF | What The F*ck; Said As "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Spoken Phonetically. Radio Response To Bad News (often Shunned) Pre-dating The Internet Use Of The Acronym In Chat Rooms And Instant Messaging By Decades. |
| USMC | U Signed The Mother-f*ckin' Contract |
| KP | Kitchen Patrol. Periodic One-day Duty Assignment For Lower-grade Soldiers To Do Mess Hall Work. |
| FUGAZI | F*cked-up, Got Ambushed, Zipped-In |
| WOPA | Warrant Officer Protection Agency. An Informal Tongue-in-cheek Reference To The Fraternal Tendencies Of The Warrant Officer Corps. |
| DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck? |
| FIGMO | F*ck It, Got My Orders —The State Of Apathy Between When Transfer Orders Are Received And When The Transfer Takes Place. |