| Acronym | Meaning |
| ATFU | Ate The F*ck Up. When Someone/thing Is Not Up To The Army Standard. |
| SFUS | Standard F*cked Up Situation. |
| DAT | Dumb-Ass Tanker (in The Pre-computer Era) |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| TU | (or Tango Uniform) Tits Up. Broken. Not Working. |
| HANO | High-Altitude No-Opening Parachute Technique. Used To Describe Total Malfunctions During Parachute Operations, Regardless Of Actual Altitude, As Well As Any Fall. (Used In Sarcastic Reference To HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) Jumps) |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck? |
| REMF | Rear-Echelon Mother F*cker. A Term Of Derision Used By Front-line Soldiers To Describe Those In Cushy Jobs In The Rear. |
| MST | Morale Suppression Team. |