| Acronym | Meaning |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| REMF | Rear-Echelon Mother F*cker. A Term Of Derision Used By Front-line Soldiers To Describe Those In Cushy Jobs In The Rear. |
| SOS | Same Old Sh*t; Sh*t On A Shingle (Creamed Chipped Beef On Toast/biscuit, A Breakfast Staple). |
| FTA | F*ck The Army; Fun Travel Adventure; Or Follow The Airborne |
| ARMY | Ain't Ready For The Marines Yet; Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday; Aren't Really Men Yet |
| BTDTBTTS | Been There, Done That, Bought The T-Shirt |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition (Also: F*cked Up Beyond Any Recovery) |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| BOB | The Sun. Stands For Big Orange Ball. |
| FUBIJAR | F*ck You Buddy, I Am Just A Reservist! |