| Acronym | Meaning |
| SSC | Super Sexy Cute |
| SMOP | Small Matter Of Programming |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name? |
| WX | Weather |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TISNC | This / That Is So Not Cool |
| SLM | See Last Mail |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GYHOOYA | Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass |
| PHS | Pointy Haired Stupidvisor |