| Acronym | Meaning |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| TPC | The Phone Company |
| H8 | Hate |
| L8 | Late |
| GL | Good Luck |
| PIMP | Peeing In My Pants |
| JAFO | Just Another F*cking Onlooker |
| TABOOMA | Take A Bite Out Of My Ass |
| RCI | Rectal Cranial Inversion (Head Up Ass) |
| TLITBC | That's Life In The Big City |