| Acronym | Meaning |
| IUM | If You Must |
| SLOM | Sticking Leeches On Myself |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| RTWFQ | Read The Whole F*cking Question |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| NIMJD | Not In My Job Description |
| NSS | No Sh*t, Sherlock |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| NIFOC | Nude In Front Of The Computer |