| Acronym | Meaning |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| NIFOC | Naked In Front Of Computer |
| SIL | Sister In Law |
| ROTFLMBO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off |
| ROR | Raffing Out Roud (from ScoobyDoo = "laughing Out Loud") |
| TY | Thank You |
| BMGWL | Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |