| Acronym | Meaning |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |