| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
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