| Acronym | Meaning |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |