| Acronym | Meaning |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |