| Acronym | Meaning |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |