| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
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