| Acronym | Meaning |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |