| Acronym | Meaning |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |