| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
Browse by Letter:
