| Acronym | Meaning |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |