| Acronym | Meaning |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |