| Acronym | Meaning |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |