| Acronym | Meaning |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |