| Acronym | Meaning |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |