| Acronym | Meaning |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |