| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
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