| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
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