| Acronym | Meaning |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |