| Acronym | Meaning |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |