| Acronym | Meaning |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |