| Acronym | Meaning |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |