| Acronym | Meaning |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |