| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
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