| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
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