| Acronym | Meaning |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |