| Acronym | Meaning |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |