| Acronym | Meaning |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |