| Acronym | Meaning |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |