| Acronym | Meaning |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |