| Acronym | Meaning |
 | VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
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