| Acronym | Meaning |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |