| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
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