| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
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