| Acronym | Meaning |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |