| Acronym | Meaning |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |