| Acronym | Meaning |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |