| Acronym | Meaning |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |