| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
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