| Acronym | Meaning |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |