| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
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